May 2012
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April 2012
19 posts
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Tried playing matchmaker for my iPhone & a brick...
It obvi went well.
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WhatShouldNHCallMe →
Sooo over these sites but like some of these are rull funny. Live free or die bitches!
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Totes addicted. Boy band fever 4eva.
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she has six cats. DON'T eat the food she brings...
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“When did I start following all these awful blogs. Oh…it’s just the...”
– Me…EVERY day.
this office is arguing about getting pizza or...
so in the meantime I went and bought all their fat asses a salad.
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March 2012
18 posts
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Oh, your unborn baby has a Facebook?
…and your dogs do too?
breakfast sandwich.
I have no problem flirting with the Ukrainian girl downstairs so she’ll give me you for a discount.
oh...okay.
I’m a big old crank today. dealwithit.com
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“I like eating the bottom. So soft.”
– coworker (discussing muffins)
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Ghost Beach || Empty Streets
Caught them this...
New York, I'm glad we more than "like" each other
How soon until we take it to the next level & I can start leaving a toothbrush at your place?
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NYC-mblrs.
Let’s get acquainted. And touch beards while I’m there next week.
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I'm back!
And look at all this porn you’re posting so early in the morning.
January 2012
25 posts
Anonymous asked: hey! i think that was me you're referring to from Paradise -- Michael! Your post made my day! I don't have a tumblr but I tweet @electromichael
To whomever I met last night at Paradise that said...
I’m so sorry the haze of the night made me forget your name. But you rock.
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The boys & I tonight at the Celtics
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Sleigh Bells || Comeback Kid
TGIFMotivation....
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HALP!
I’m a dumb new iPhone user. Can I sync the calendar with my gcal? Or is that like not a thing?